Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ZenonMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

NEED STAFF! OP Prison Server! ZenonMC welcomes players into a great community! Join Now and Rankup through the ranks and earn amazing rewards! ZenonMC is always looking for opportunities to improve, like adding new plugins and making the server a better place, all the time!

Join NOW! mc.zenonmc.net

Important Links: Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/VMc3rEf Website: https://zenonmc.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wartic

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Join our EU- PvP based server and play versus other players. We have Factions, HCF, Practice and KitMap at the moment

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

War-MC Network

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

War-MC Network https://discord.gg/SCsdGPX

A community at war, join now and help support the war effort! The network is continually growing and we are adding new features daily, so visit the website now to have your say. http://www.war-mc.com

A few of our servers: Factions, SkyWars, KitPVP, Anarchy.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3406
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lilbloop survival

Balanced Economy, Chestshop, Custom Ranks, Economy, Free Ranks, Land Claim, Multiplayer Survival, Spawners

Welcome to [Survival.LilBloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

Survival at Its Best:Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world where survival is not just a challenge, but a grand adventure. Encounter unique biomes, discover hidden treasures, and build your dream base in a server designed for both beginners and seasoned players.

Economy and Trading:Amass wealth, trade resources, and establish your dominance in the player-driven economy. With a robust economic system, you can buy and sell items, participate in auctions, and thrive in a bustling marketplace.

Claim Your Territory:Protect your hard-earned creations with our advanced land claiming system. Build and expand your territory, form alliances with fellow players, and defend against those who seek to challenge your dominance.

Secure Your Valuables:Keep your treasures safe in our state-of-the-art vault system. Whether you’re a lone adventurer or part of a thriving faction, rest easy knowing that your most precious items are secure from theft.

Earn Rewards and Achievements:Challenge yourself with a variety of achievements and quests, each offering unique rewards. From rare items to in-game currency, there’s always something to strive for and achieve on [Your Server Name].

Engage in Thrilling PVP:For those seeking excitement and competition, our PVP system delivers intense battles in designated arenas or open-world encounters. Prove your skills and rise through the ranks as a formidable warrior.

Roleplay-Friendly Environment:Immerse yourself in a vibrant roleplay community where creativity knows no bounds. Develop your character, participate in server-wide events, and contribute to an ever-evolving narrative.

Progress Through Ranks:Climb the ranks and unlock exclusive perks as you progress on your journey. From novice to master, each rank comes with its own set of privileges, providing a sense of accomplishment and recognition.

Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DkServer

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Thank you for taking the time to explore our server.

Both Survival and Faction game modes can be enjoyed on DkServer. Everything is calm in Survival, where PVP is off and no one disturbs you. You only have to fight bad guys (mobs) and if necessary you can fight others in the PVP arena (/warp pvp, pvp2). The helpful team comes to your aid immediately, puts on protection (area protection) and, if necessary, always finds the most suitable solution to your problems, so that all parties are satisfied.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	4201
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Holy Thursday Whitelisted Server

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

On the server, we play survival vanilla minecraft, while focusing our gameplay on building large redstone farms and beautiful constructions. We have only recently opened up the server, and we want to expand our community and invite new players to share the experience. Our main focus is to play with mature and understanding players (griefers are not tolerated) while having fun pranking each other, building farms, shops, and large bases and generally chilling about. In order to get the best community on our server, the players have to go through a short process of whitelisting, to make sure that they are mature enough for our server Please if you are even half interested, try this out! Send me a message, and we will get you whitelisted! We are highly active on the server, and we strive to make it as fun as possible for everyone. So if you would like to try the server send me a message on the site, or you could add me on Skype/Steam. Skype: muli.silman18 Steam:mulisilman General conditions to join: -Be mature -Be fun to be around -Age 16 and above

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Noob europe

Annihilation, Custom Enchants, Factions, Hub Network, Network, Safe Survival, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Team Survival

ENG/LAT

Server in EU – MC.NOOB.LV – Join now!

Factions | SkyBlock | Annihilation | SkyPvp

New Nether Update in Factions with 1.16.3 support!

Supported versions: 1.7.2 – Latest

Updated frequently!

Store – https://veikals.noob.lv

Have Fun! 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Its Simply Survival

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ISS is now updated to Minecraft 1.15.2 Now Featuring: – Standard & City Grief Protection – Player driven economy with Player & Admin shops! – Voting, Donor & Staff Ranks – TPA, RTP & Home Commands Enabled! – Creative World Plot – Adult Run / Mature Community – More of our beloved ISS features to be added in the future!

Server IP: PLAY.ITSSIMPLYSURVIVAL.COM Website: www.ItsSimplySurvival.com Discord: https://discord.gg/GeJ29zT

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MakkaraCraft

Survival

SausageCraft Survival Language Finland

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Jongames – survival

bedrock, Cracked, Custom Mobs, Economy, free, Guilds, Land Claim, Player Shops, Skywars, Survival

JonGames Minecraft 1.19.4 Server (1.9 – 1.20 clients supported)

Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode

(This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com))

NEW: Custom overworld and nether dimensions were released in June 2023 along with our recent update to 1.19.4! Terralith & Incendium datapacks used (client does not need to add them). BedWars May 2023!!!

Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today!

We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future!

Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP

This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free.

Events are held frequently about once a week!

You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list!

No Griefing.

/howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play

denMS

https://jongames.com/minecraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minnahcraft

Skyblock

*********************MinahCraft****178.20.226.115**************** ***********************Remember, if you are not there, we are missing 1 person************* First of all, I set up my Selamu Aleykum Server. It’s been about 1 month. 1 Golem + 640 dia block as a gift for those who enter Server OP If we talk about SW officials Kurucu=The_Lost Admin=Kizam Mod=MesutBaskann YasinkingoP Leader=DaleDemon Small SametTR Efkann IamEpiCWinn *********************MinahCraft****178.20.226.115**************** ***********************Remember, if you are not there, we are missing 1 person*************

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Arka

Factions

Until the East Sea and Baekdu Mountain dry and wear out God bless our country, long live. Rose of Sharon Samcheon-ri Hwanghwagangsan Mountain Daehan people, let’s preserve Daehan forever.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nationcraft en españ

city, Jobs, Slimefun, Survival, TOWN, Towny

City-based Survival Server (Towny)We have SlimeFun

Created to enjoy with friends, we are waiting for you!!!1.19.4 – 1.20.4

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MidKnightCraft

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skywars

Welcome to MidKnightCraft! This is your one stop for many different Minecraft servers which include Survival Multi Player, Creative, and Hard Core. We also have unique servers like GriefMe; where you can build and distroy builds to your liking. We also have mini game servers like Skyblock, AcidIsland, as well as Skywars. We love to feature custom builds for mini games and servers a like. So why not come join us for some fun and games?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tekazcraft

Economy, Faction Survival, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP, PvP Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

SurvivalOP Server

Version: 1.19.4.

Are you tired of logging into the same old servers with nothing to offer?

– RanksUp System– 100% customized survival map– Events every day– Warps epicos como “Orvar”– Daily rewards system– Gambling of chests with daily keys and keys purchased with In-GAME money– EconomyAnd much more !!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.