Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Steel Armies The Last Days

Factions, PvP, Roleplay

It has been almost 250 years since the war of the ring. Aragorn’s grandson now holds the throne of the now United Kingdom. The orcs have been crippled without the organized command of sauron or the nazgul and many lands have been taken from them. Western Morder was swiftly annexed as well as much of Eriador. Without their support, Near Harad quickly lost to Gondor, surrendering many lands. The Rhudaur hillmen have taken control of Angmar just as the Dunlendings have taken over most Uruk lands. Just as before the war, Galadhrim and Lindon elves flocked to Valinor. Lothlorien and Rivendell weaken by the day. Only Mirkwood stands strong and solid after retaking most of the forest. Similarly, the Dwarves of the Blues are the only ones who stand strong as Moria has fallen, as have the Greys and Iron Hills and Erebor is under constant siege. With the army that was supposed to aid Sauron in the war, Rhudel annexed Dorwinion, the Eastern Dwarves and Eastern Mordor. They now have a puppet controlling half of Dale in their attempt to conquer it… This is the age of men, Dwarves and Elves are few and the Orcs are disorganized… may Eru help us all…

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FrirexOMG

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

OFFICIAL Server FrirexOMG Hello, I came to present my factions server, it has customized plugins that you can find on the server, as well as many other different improvements to other factions servers, enter now and have a fantastic experience playing on our server, good luck, we are waiting for you ! Information: • IP: mc.infinitycraft.es • Store:tienda.infinitycraft.es • Version: 1.8.x/1.9.x • Location: Europe/America/Spain • Host Type: Dedicated Hosting • Hours: 24/7 • Slots: 100 • Type: Premium & Non-Premium

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

midnitegaming

Survival

midnitegaming minecraft server active staff and owner! free VIP if you join in the first week!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Corbacraft survival

Antigrief, Chestshop, Economy, Friendly staff, No Grief, No Griefing, No Whitelist, Roleplay, Survival, Youtubers

Corbacraft Survival Network Shops Grief Protection Economy And More Corbacraft has been around for since 2012 and we strive to provide our players with the best Minecraft experience possible. We have many custom plugins and unique things to do. Join today

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Venomous Factions V3

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Venomous Factions v3 is the third iteration in the series and the most successful yet! We have added a bunch of new features and revamped our staff. Here is what we offer: – 50 player slots – Factions – Creative – PVP – Crates – Auctions And much more Join today and add to the growing community and see what we have to offer. See you on the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ravencraft

Vanilla

– English and dutch are welcome We have default griefprevention + Both Dutch and English are welcome We have standard grievance prevention

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mc.projects.gg tÜrk

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Merchant System Customized Fishing System Blood Moon System Skill Groups unlocked according to your title developments In-game real-life seasonal integration Optional Siege Mode System for PvP seekers Dragon Rite Elitra Races Challenges Lotto Title System

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Talisman Factions

Factions

Talisman is an up-and-coming Factions server, dedicated to tracking statistics and rewards those at the top! Currently we have very little players, but we are looking to expand! We give prizes for many different categories, and we’d love if you won!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MinoShaft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A great server for someone who wants to play legit raiding and pvp minecraft without any protection and factions! Big world and great community! Join and have a great time 😀 Best regards Mcraft_Hero99! PS it’s a mature server ;]

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

2b2t no premium

Anarchy, Beta, Hard Server, Hardcore, PvP, PvP Survival, Survival

You want to be a YouTuber on the server Requirements: 1. Have 200 Subscribers. 2. Make a video regardless of audio or editing. 3. Video must have 50 views to claim YT rank. BUY Vip RANK Zeus Titan AND God ON THIS SERVER

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SynergyCraft

Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

UPDATED: 1.16+! Come check out 1.16! Come check out this new juicy update! Become a bee keeper, or just eat their honey, it’s up to you! Make Nether bases or not I don’t care.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

iCade

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

PVP Faction Server OP! Enter my server with innovative plugins! We have lots of innovations such as airdrop, pvp kit plugin, combat log etc

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3144	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Let s mine

BUILD, Bukkit, Bungeecord, Events, Freebuild, ps4, Shops, Survival

Der Let’s Mine Server

Are you looking for a server where you can realize yourself? Then you are right here! Let’s Mine offers you cities, freebuild, economy, events and much more. Everyone has the chance to reach all positions in the server team and thus incorporate their own ideas into server activities. Our website, our Discord and our Teamspeak, in addition to the Minecraft server, ensure a good atmosphere that welcomes you as part of our community.

Events

Our team is always working on new events to offer all players enough variety. From mini-events during the week to larger events on the weekends or public holidays, there is always something going on. You receive money and special items for participating in events.

Business

Just like in real life, you can manage your own account balance in connection with our forum and take advantage of many of the server’s offers. For example, you can speed up your construction projects by purchasing materials from user shops or admin shops.

Cities

Our server cities offer you the opportunity to open shops on your own property, trade with other players or hold office in the city administration. If the land is too small for you, country estates offer you the opportunity to settle in your own sector and thus advance large construction projects.

Freebuild

We offer several freebuild servers, each with its own overworld, nether and ending. This means our freebuild offers you enough space and resources. This allows you to regularly discover new Minecraft features both alone and with friends.

Additional Information

You can also play on Let’s Mine with a cracked account.

Instead of server.letsmine.eu you use cracked.letsmine.eu as the IP

As a Cracked player you have no restrictions.

Server IP: server.letsmine.eu

Website: https://www.letsmine.eu

Teamspeak: ts.letsmine.eu

Discord: https://discord.gg/VrHDqke

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HetGames

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock

Server game modes available on the server:

Skyblock Factions Team survival Creative

IP: Play.hetgames.nl Trailer: https://youtu.be/VBVx_6OlVgc

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Xwing mc

Faction Survival, Parkour, PvP, Star Wars, Towny

Are you more of a Jedi?

Or do you prefer the dark side as Sith?

You love to hunt others as a bounty hunter?

Join the unique experience of XWING MC and choose your own path!

Play at XWING MC now!

A Star Wars themed Towny Survival Minecraft Server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.