Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	871	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Caraotacraft network

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

__CARAOTACRAFT NETWORK__

– IP OFICIAL:caraotacraft.top

+ Skyblock+ Survival+ Prison+ PVP y SkyWars+ Constantly new modalities+ Permanent Events and Giveaways.

“Our DISCORD”“Autoroles”“Advanced Ticket System”“Various games”“Staff permanent”“High Security Configuration”

[NO LO DUDES SI BUSCAS UNA BUENA COMUNIDAD DE DISCORD Y UN SERVER DE MINECRAFT EN CONSTANTE CRECIMIENTO Y CON LAS ULTIMAS NOVEDADES, ESTE ES TU SERVER]

Discord:https://discord.caraotacraft.top

Store:http://caraotacraftshop.buycraft.net/

Facebook:https://goo.gl/71vxXK

Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsSLbku6y_jnqYFYKijRAGw

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ridgeback Survival

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Have you ever dreamt about building a beautiful house, becoming the most powerful player on the server? Then you take your weapons and hunt down players, and bring your spoils back to your luxurious mansion? With Ridgeback Suvival, you can. We offer protection for your buildings, while at the same time you can become the strongest player on the server. But be careful, you might come home to some thieves rummaging through your chests. Do you have what it takes to become the strongest player? Or will you fall beneath someone elses blade? Find out on Ridgeback.

PVP not your thing? We also offer Skyblock!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Village craft

Abilities, Clans, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Multiplayer Survival, Rankup

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Server from Portugal but the international community is very welcomeOriginal Minecraft and pirates can join Discord so we can all have fun

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Economy keepInventory OnFriendly communityExclusive ranks Exclusive kitsEventsClansPartyRewards for votingRewards for bringing friends to the server

What are you waiting for? Come in and try it 🙂

――――――――――――――――――――𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽――――――――――――――――――――VillageCraft is a Minecraft server from Portugal with a Portuguese community. International community are welcome to play too though. This server allows both premium and non-premium players to connect. Features include economy, exclusive ranks and kits, KeepInventory on, clans and a friendly community. There are also events as well as rewards for voting and bringing new players to the server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dutchnet

Creative, Skywars, Survival

A nice server with a lot of gamemodes good staff en a nice community join now have fun! evreryone is welcome make friends and have a great time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hyliedz community

Community, Custom, Drugs, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Towny

Hyliedz Community is a unique international server. We have totally new custom modes not seen on any other server. Hyliedz requires the mandatory texture pack to play.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCBall CTF Paintball Server

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

MCBall is Minecraft’s best 1st person shooter game. Its fast paced paintball with four exceptional gamemodes (Capture the Flag, Rush the Flag, Elimination, and Team Death Match).

MCBall has been custom coded including our unique kits which players can unlock and level up through playing time. This is the original premium minecraft paintball. This is unlike any other minecraft experience and is truly state of the art.

Our server features balanced kits, killstreaks, team balancing, a ranking system, leaderboards, and also team vs team tournaments. Join our discord server below to find the best playing times and get to know our community.

Make sure to check out our trailer on the tab above.

STAFF NEEDED: We are also actively looking to add new staff members to our staff so we can hold more events like tournaments, leagues, etc… If you are interested in joining our team please join our discord channel and introduce yourself. We have a great community.

Server IP: play.mcball.net Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KP9yMvK Website: https://www.mcball.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Plexion

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Plexion Network Join our discord – https://discord.plexion.net IP: Plexion.net

Plexion Network is a Skyblock server that has unique features. We focus on the quality of our community and keeping everything fresh and exciting for our players.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sevencraft network

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join SevenCraft Network!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4836
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

XiniCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

[1.8-1.16]

A semi-Vanilla survival server owned by a twitch streamer come connect with an active community of players and enjoy the survival experience!

Skyblock with free fly and other non pay to win commands purely cosmetic shop!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Felsnet

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

The Minetopia roleplay server of the Netherlands & Belgium.

With good and honest staff who are always available to help. Enough jobs that are available, you will always be helped on your way!

We also have our own discord server, where we can help you: https://discord.gg/yBeK267.

So will we see you on our server soon? Everything gives! 😀

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Emporia

Custom Biomes, FTB, Land Claim, Modded, PvP, Survival

Emporia is a Create Towny PVP server with 6 mods, non API mods are: Create, Flywheel, Biomes O’ Plenty, FTB Chunks, FTB Teams, and Simple Voice Chat.Use this CurseForge pack to join: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/emporia-server-pack

Emporia is a survival land claim server. PVP Is Enabled everywhere, there are no warps, /home or teleports.Your bed is the only reliable place to teleport. Griefing is disabled and bannable in claims but allowed in the Wilderness.Establish your own claim and create a factory to your liking, sell the items to the server or other players to expand your influenceand wallet. Swords and armor have been nerfed to make PVP more fun and more skill-based instead of whoever plays the mostno longer will you have to fight a person in Protection 4 Netherite or get killed by a Sharpness 5 Diamond sword.

All the mods you need to join (These are the download links to the same mods and forge version the server is running please use Forge 36.2.20 to avoid issues)Forge: https://maven.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.16.5-36.2.20/forge-1.16.5-36.2.20-installer.jarMods: https://www.mediafire.com/file/stgg3tjl05iqxsq/EmporiaMods.zip/file

This server’s main mod is Create a mod that adds many new machines and blocks to the game to assist you in automating everything.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	143	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StarQuest

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Minecraft in the spaceage! Fly around in real spaceships and visit different planets. Use futuristic technology to become the envy of the system or use devastating weapons to lay waste to your enemies! Create a mighty empire and capture entire planets! Dozens of custom plugins make this and much much more possible on StarQuest!

It is recommended that you join our discord server to stay up to date and to engage with the community: https://discordapp.com/invite/0tUluUyNrchydOIb

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Skylaxy

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Galaxy Network, the best skyblock server out there! come and join now for the full experience on our brand new server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ores Mined:	4612
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Playparadisemc

bedrock, Discord, java, Towny, Voting

ParadiseMC

Hey, join the future of Minecraft… we here at PlayParadiseMC strive to bring the best for our community! We are a Upcoming Medium sized Server with more than you could imagine! Join us today and explore a wonderful network/server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ArkOfRulers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Always wanted to play with elements? Be the avatar? Hmm that one might not be possible. In ArkOfRulers you can bend any element you want to choose and support your kingdom. Yeah thats right, a kingdom. Every kingdom has its own element and ranks. You can help them win wars and build a great empire and they can help you master your element. Experience it all in ArkOfRulers.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!