Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5062	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Der Tiroler Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to The Tyrolean Minecraft!

This is a community server of the Austrian streamer DerTirolerAUT, but everyone is welcome to join us and become part of the community. A number of different worlds await you on our server in which you can let off steam.

We would be very happy to have you visit our server! If you have any questions, suggestions or requests, please feel free to contact our Discord server: https://discord.gg/w3UybqwB4k

5.83.172.101:14400

Medsmp

247, Auction, Balanced Economy, Land Claim, MCMMO, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Votes:	9024	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

The most active and entertaining smp server ever!The great staff at MedSMP maintain the server with frequent updates.

The people on this server are friendly and will make you feel welcome.

We are also looking for staff!

Visit us and see for yourself!

play.medsmp.eu

SML Season 1 Minecraft server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

?Before starting the game, you should familiarize yourself with the server rules. If you don’t know the rules and violated one of them and you were caught, this will not exempt you from punishment!

?Server on version 1.20.1. On our server you will find a lot of people and new friends! There is a plot on the server that has been with us throughout all the seasons! Many different events on our server!

?How to start playing at LSU?To start playing you need to fill out a form in the channel ⁠?│applicationTo avoid players who play for 1 hour on the server and leave, we have created a temporary Whitelist system.What is he doing? After 3 days you are removed from the whitelist and you have to extend the penetration in the channel ⁠⁠?│extension-divisionIf you don’t want to wait until your application is checked and not have to renew it every 3 days, you should buy a pass on our website!Wait until the application is accepted (If you bought it, you don’t need to wait!)Use server IP 65.109.95.247:20898Register for the server!Begin to play

65.109.95.247:20898

WownyCraft

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	718
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

WownyCraft It is a survival server with a touch of RPG, items, armor, swords, Boses, special mobs around the world.

Dungeons Rankp Crates Auctions Pve Pvp And much more.

wownycraft.minecra.fr:25557

TechBee

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	31259
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

TechBee is a international Survival server.

With some small customizations like (Playerwarps, Chestshops, Crates, Quests, Spawners. And alot more), the server is all about a good community where you can have fun, and play with others or play by yourself. If that’s what you like.

We welcome you to our community, and hope we will see you soon on TechBee.dk

techbee.dk:25573

All the boost

Jobs, Marriage, MCMMO, Quests, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147

All The Boost consists of 2 survival servers. The “Wildly Boosted” server is more vanilla like with few plugins and no land claim. The “Boosted Survival” server has many more plugins. Some of these include McMMO, Jobs, Quests, gsit, player shops, marriage, and more.

alltheboost.apexmc.co

❤️RAGEMINE❤️⭐GRIF⭐ANARCHY⭐❤️SURVIVAL❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

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?ㆍRagemine – A unique server in Minecraft. – Quests;– Unique cabins;– Battles;– Battles.

– Free donation.

Lots of opportunities and goodies – all this awaits you on the project! Also, qualified, professional and monitoring personnel work on this project.

?ㆍServer from players for players. Behind our server is a responsible and experienced Administration, ready to resolve any issues.

?ㆍAll paid services, including items, can be obtained simply by playing on the server, they are issued in the form of rewards for time.

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mj.RageMine.su

Fractured Vanilla Snapshot Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Fractured is a Vanilla anarchy environment. There are no land claims, tpa, sethome, or any other non vanilla features. Be aware that stealing, griefing, player versus player combat, and the use of modified clients are all allowed on the server.

We take the claim of being a vanilla server very seriously and to us vanilla means no technical or mechanical changes. Therefore, the server is not hosted on paper or spigot as those both introduce changes to technical gameplay.

Fractured is hosted on the latest java snapshot

play.snapshotanarchy.net

Starfall

PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Starfall is a minecraft roleplay server aimed at those interested in magic and fantasy based lore. You’ll find yourself in a world where stars rain down from the sky full of power and wonder, where danger lurks and old civilisations have been left to crumble. There are dangerous foes and mystical beings hidden in the depths of the strange mist that covers the land. Where each and every player has the ability to become anything, what will you choose? Why should you join the Starfall Community? Multiple magic systems available on the server, including one that is universally available. Discover the secrets of a constantly changing world, and through your choices influence its growth Fight the ever constant threat of the Blight A welcoming staff and community present in American and European Timezones Join our discord now to find out more, follow along with our progress, and if it suits you, join our contributor ranks to help the server grow!

starfallMCRP.dedimc.io

Terf

4Fun, Adventure, Exploring, java, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	478	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5717
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

the server IS VANILLAip:terfserver.tkor147.185.221.180:6948 for better connectionWelcome to T.E.R.F!We are focusing on a modded like experience in vanilla minecraft!

Visit, save, grief or nuke the underground nuclear facility! (or just play survival while others nuke the entire world)

We got custom weapons, tools, textures, sounds, blocks and of course **Multiblock Machines!** **All made in completely vanilla minecraft with command blocks and datapacks!

discord:https://discord.gg/M4Ps6MTsDQ

terfserver.tk

DestroyCraft – Survival, DayZ, MiniGames 1.12-1.18 Minecraft server

Bed wars, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Paintball, Parkour, Skyblock, TNT Run

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1780
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome. Welcome to the vastness of the Minecraft server called “DestroyCraft”. You are about to plunge into an incredible world filled with secrets and adventures. You will be able to construct various buildings, mansions, castles, etc. Mine minerals and trade them with players. Exchange things and meet new people. IP address: mc.ds-join.ru:25565

On the Minecraft DestroyCraft server you have the opportunity to get a job, gain experience and earn a fortune. Take part in battles, increase your authority, create and manage your own clan.

mc.ds-join.ru

Rhys Server

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Animals Bred:	116
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

This is a small community server looking to expand, a thriving SMP started it off, and then we made other modes, including a brilliant Bed Wars, Kit PVP and more! Feel free to come and enjoy with some buds and make some more, a friendly community is always welcoming 🙂

– Woody (co owner)

51.254.149.249:25586

Vandr auga

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

This is a fully vanilla server with a very friendly eco. Go to forum page to fill out application!

PLEASE JOIN DISCORD

51.81.52.47

Comesurvive

Multiplayer Survival, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	4689
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome Traveler! Welcome to the start of your new adventure! You will be able to explore a whole new world unknown to man kind! A world never seen before. With new world generation, new structures, the 4 seasons, and so much more, you will be adventuring for hours! Some of the Content we have:

1.19.2 Version Custom World Generation Custom Villages, Pyramids, Temples, Mansions, etc.

All 4 seasons (Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter) They affect gameplay

Custom Enchantments

Custom Vehicles

McMMO Perks

And Much More!!

Check our store out here: https://store.comesurvive.org

Check our discord out here: discord.gg/comesurvive

play.comesurvive.org

Vanilla friendly server without private Minecraft server

Economy, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Farms Harvested:	766	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crops Grown:	4235	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Items Found:	8817
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Version 1.20.1

Come in and apply, we are waiting for you ☺️

Vanilla survival without private and donation ☺️❤️

https://vk.com/smyta_smp

? Smyta SMP is a private vanilla minecraft server without unnecessary plugins and donations.

? Our server is inspired by projects such as MineShield, Last Task, Just Ground and Dream SMP

? Game on version 1.20.1, core on Paper, no license needed! Before starting the game you need to submit an application!

• The administration does not limit your gameplay in any way, but for a comfortable game, all players are recommended to familiarize themselves with the rules and the very essence of the project.

• You yourself determine your activities and vector of development on the server, but be loyal to other players, because trust between players is what we value most.

• We are grateful to the people actively participating in the life of the server, because thanks to their efforts, various events, political intrigues, associations of people into organizations and states, and much other content take place on the server?

• For more varied gaming activities on the server, plugins have been added that do not affect the gameplay, but help to play RolePlay and add cut game content.

✅ If you were looking for a cozy server where you can have a good time, find new friends, build whatever you want or play RP, then you have come to the right place!

You can apply to start playing on the project using the link: https://vk.cc/cpw9EP

135.181.126.159:25918