Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Votes:	5262	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7271
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	2563

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

⛄FlexMine⛄ Grief survival + PvP 1.12.2+ Minecraft server

Parkour

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	8684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▬▬▬▬FlexMine server on version 1.12.2 – 1.15.2

— Griefing with pistons— Honest PvP— 2 modes: With creativity and Without creativity— Unique plugins made by our programmers— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts— Honest donation

IP – mr.flexmine.ruWebsite: https://FlexMine.ruVK group: https://vk.com/flexmine

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.We are only 3 months old, but we have already proven ourselves to be an honest server. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored :)Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▬▬▬

mr.flexmine.ru

gaplsrgud SMP

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

gaplsrgud.club is a 1.17.1 survival server with many plugins to enhance the experience. it features a 17000 radius circular map and has kingdoms.

server released 8/13/2021

173.44.53.176

Play Wumato

MCMMO, PvE, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Current Survival Map started: 26. Januar 2021

Looking for a really relaxed Minecraft experience? Join play.wumato.de and live your dream 😀

PvP is disabled, GriefPrevention and some more plugins are installed for enhanced gameplay. There is no whitelist. The map is randomly generated. Difficulty is easy for relaxed playing.

Language spoken is either German or English depending on how many and what people are currently online.

Community: Discord: https://discord.gg/vhB2ZWD it doesn’t matter how experienced our are, it only matters that you – and all others, too – have fun there is no need to be online at a certain time or event, no need to communicate at all, but you have the option

play.wumato.de

Asialifesteal

smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crops Grown:	9188	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Emeralds Found:	4862
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

A cracked Minecraft server is called Asia LifeSteal! Both Regular and Cracked players are welcome. Since it was initially introduced, our server’s player base has been gradually expanding as people from all over the world have joined to play on it and spend time with our cherished community. ecstatic to play? Are you excited to play? Join: play.asiasmp.cf

To find out how powerful you can become by grinding with buddies, join our server! Join now to have fun with a lively community!

play.asiasmp.cf

Minestar Minecraft server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the Minecraft project MINESTAR

Here you can immerse yourself in vanilla gameplay with a bunch of features that won’t let you get bored. Without privates, privileges and unnecessary plugins.

Server map – http://map.mine-star.fun:20113/

TikTok servers – https://www.tiktok.com/@minestar.tt

mine-star.fun

EnderMC

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	1597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Votes:	3086
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

We are a Minecraft survival server with a max players of 10000 we try to keep it online as much as we can but it is sometimes not online it is run on Aternos so there might be some TPS issues if you know how to fix these bugs please tell us.

mc.playender.com

RogueNetwork

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Animals Bred:	200	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mines Excavated:	2045
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Join RogueNetwork – On of the few servers with a classic Skyblock: do it the OG way! Earn coins playing minigames and invest them in crate keys to receive even more items!

play.roguenetwork.nl

Hypedcraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	329560	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Items Found:	2644

HypedCraft is a Fun server to play on Java and Bedrock!We try to update the server as soon as possible!(Note: not all the gamemodes are out yet they will be soon!!)

Play.HypedCraft.com

❤️GOLDGRIEF❤️ – PvP-Grif-Anarchy New server⭐ Minecraft server

Bed wars, Mob Arena, Sky Wars, Spleef

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6

▒ »> Our project GoldGrief | IP: mc-play.ru⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯▒ ➥ Survival with griefing! 1.18 Without creativity and admins!▒ ➥ Clans, PvP Auctions▒ ➥ Effects and pets▒ ➥ Change skin for everyone /skin (skin nickname)▒ ➥ Weddings⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯•►Sociable players•►Responsive administration•►Unique spawns and locations•► Cheap donation services⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯★ Our IP: mc.play.ru★ Our website: GoldGrief.ru★ VK group: vk.com/goldgriefmc

✓ Come visit us!

go.mc-play.ru

OhhGee

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	5521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join us on OhhGee – a small but growing and diverse community with something for everyone: land claiming and anti-grief, player based economy and shops, custom enchants, and regular server and discord events. We offer a relaxed and fun survival environment and much more. Come play with us and meet others to explore the world with 🙂

ohhgee.mcserver.us

Alpha Network

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/200	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Votes:	5289	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5529
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Well hello there! It is so nice to see you in Alpha Network’s page. Let me inform you about the Alpha Bending. ———————————————————————————————————– The bending server is inspired by Avatar The Last Airbender and the Legends Of Korra, in there you may control the natural elements which means; Water, Earth, Fire and the Air in the way as you desire. If you are interested in The Martial Arts you may choose the Chi Blocking. Also if you do want to represent Light Side or the Dark Side as a Spirit you may choose the Spirit options which, they are compeletly free! With those bending techniques you can fight with others in the Bending Arena, if you love to compete you may try the BendingPvP. In BendingPvP you can compete in the Ranked Matches or you may fight with your friends in the party options, if you don’t want to get into the Ranked fights, you can try a more friendly one which is Unranked matches. Or you can fight with the great Fire Bender Azula! I have to warn you, she has a pure power.

Here Is Our Discord; https://discord.gg/gpBkfRR

play.alphabending.online

Trumpcraft factions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Factions Server with Crates, Jobs, Quests, Rewards, Kits and much more…

From 1.8 to 1.19.2, the ip is: trumpcraft.net

Discord:

Join this beautiful community now!

trumpcraft.net

DeltaMine OPENING A SERVER ENTER Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

A cozy griefer server with goodies and interesting mechanics. Cases, Events, Airdrops, Works and much more awaits you here! Come in and play. 1.16.5 – 1.20.X

mc.deltamine.ru

ForFun Survival Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Hello there, are you looking for new adventures? Or are you the builder type? Don’t look any further, ForFun is what you were looking for the whole time!

What? – We are offering you a 24/7 hosted smp server, lag free and the right amount of plugins to give you the best experience possible! – We have various anti-grief plugins ( Worldguard, GriefPrevention ) – Players are able to claim their own bits of land and much more! – Our server is noob friendly, we are glad to help out new players. – We try too keep the game close to vanilla but also ensure a friendly/grief free experience.

51.210.154.233:25580

BattleKraft

Factions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join the server for a awesome ww2 experience with movecraft. We have Guns Tanks Planes and even Ships. Vote for keys for guns.

51.254.149.211:25580