Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mines Excavated:	3341
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

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⛄FlexMine⛄ Grief survival + PvP 1.12.2+ Minecraft server

Parkour

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▬▬▬▬FlexMine server on version 1.12.2 – 1.15.2

— Griefing with pistons— Honest PvP— 2 modes: With creativity and Without creativity— Unique plugins made by our programmers— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts— Honest donation

IP – mr.flexmine.ruWebsite: https://FlexMine.ruVK group: https://vk.com/flexmine

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.We are only 3 months old, but we have already proven ourselves to be an honest server. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored :)Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▬▬▬

mr.flexmine.ru

gaplsrgud SMP

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

gaplsrgud.club is a 1.17.1 survival server with many plugins to enhance the experience. it features a 17000 radius circular map and has kingdoms.

server released 8/13/2021

173.44.53.176

Play Wumato

MCMMO, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Current Survival Map started: 26. Januar 2021

Looking for a really relaxed Minecraft experience? Join play.wumato.de and live your dream 😀

PvP is disabled, GriefPrevention and some more plugins are installed for enhanced gameplay. There is no whitelist. The map is randomly generated. Difficulty is easy for relaxed playing.

Language spoken is either German or English depending on how many and what people are currently online.

Community: Discord: https://discord.gg/vhB2ZWD it doesn’t matter how experienced our are, it only matters that you – and all others, too – have fun there is no need to be online at a certain time or event, no need to communicate at all, but you have the option

play.wumato.de

Asialifesteal

smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	5772
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Emeralds Found:	624
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

A cracked Minecraft server is called Asia LifeSteal! Both Regular and Cracked players are welcome. Since it was initially introduced, our server’s player base has been gradually expanding as people from all over the world have joined to play on it and spend time with our cherished community. ecstatic to play? Are you excited to play? Join: play.asiasmp.cf

To find out how powerful you can become by grinding with buddies, join our server! Join now to have fun with a lively community!

play.asiasmp.cf

Minestar Minecraft server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2440	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1380
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Farms Harvested:	686
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to the Minecraft project MINESTAR

Here you can immerse yourself in vanilla gameplay with a bunch of features that won’t let you get bored. Without privates, privileges and unnecessary plugins.

Server map – http://map.mine-star.fun:20113/

TikTok servers – https://www.tiktok.com/@minestar.tt

mine-star.fun

EnderMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Towns Built:	6

We are a Minecraft survival server with a max players of 10000 we try to keep it online as much as we can but it is sometimes not online it is run on Aternos so there might be some TPS issues if you know how to fix these bugs please tell us.

mc.playender.com

RogueNetwork

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	771231	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Join RogueNetwork – On of the few servers with a classic Skyblock: do it the OG way! Earn coins playing minigames and invest them in crate keys to receive even more items!

play.roguenetwork.nl

Hypedcraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	6238
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

HypedCraft is a Fun server to play on Java and Bedrock!We try to update the server as soon as possible!(Note: not all the gamemodes are out yet they will be soon!!)

Play.HypedCraft.com

❤️GOLDGRIEF❤️ – PvP-Grif-Anarchy New server⭐ Minecraft server

Bed wars, Mob Arena, Sky Wars, Spleef

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

▒ »> Our project GoldGrief | IP: mc-play.ru⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯▒ ➥ Survival with griefing! 1.18 Without creativity and admins!▒ ➥ Clans, PvP Auctions▒ ➥ Effects and pets▒ ➥ Change skin for everyone /skin (skin nickname)▒ ➥ Weddings⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯•►Sociable players•►Responsive administration•►Unique spawns and locations•► Cheap donation services⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯★ Our IP: mc.play.ru★ Our website: GoldGrief.ru★ VK group: vk.com/goldgriefmc

✓ Come visit us!

go.mc-play.ru

OhhGee

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Join us on OhhGee – a small but growing and diverse community with something for everyone: land claiming and anti-grief, player based economy and shops, custom enchants, and regular server and discord events. We offer a relaxed and fun survival environment and much more. Come play with us and meet others to explore the world with 🙂

ohhgee.mcserver.us

Alpha Network

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1069	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

Well hello there! It is so nice to see you in Alpha Network’s page. Let me inform you about the Alpha Bending. ———————————————————————————————————– The bending server is inspired by Avatar The Last Airbender and the Legends Of Korra, in there you may control the natural elements which means; Water, Earth, Fire and the Air in the way as you desire. If you are interested in The Martial Arts you may choose the Chi Blocking. Also if you do want to represent Light Side or the Dark Side as a Spirit you may choose the Spirit options which, they are compeletly free! With those bending techniques you can fight with others in the Bending Arena, if you love to compete you may try the BendingPvP. In BendingPvP you can compete in the Ranked Matches or you may fight with your friends in the party options, if you don’t want to get into the Ranked fights, you can try a more friendly one which is Unranked matches. Or you can fight with the great Fire Bender Azula! I have to warn you, she has a pure power.

Here Is Our Discord; https://discord.gg/gpBkfRR

play.alphabending.online

Trumpcraft factions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	5234	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Factions Server with Crates, Jobs, Quests, Rewards, Kits and much more…

From 1.8 to 1.19.2, the ip is: trumpcraft.net

Discord:

Join this beautiful community now!

trumpcraft.net

DeltaMine OPENING A SERVER ENTER Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5320	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

A cozy griefer server with goodies and interesting mechanics. Cases, Events, Airdrops, Works and much more awaits you here! Come in and play. 1.16.5 – 1.20.X

mc.deltamine.ru

ForFun Survival Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7680	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	260
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	3030	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Hello there, are you looking for new adventures? Or are you the builder type? Don’t look any further, ForFun is what you were looking for the whole time!

What? – We are offering you a 24/7 hosted smp server, lag free and the right amount of plugins to give you the best experience possible! – We have various anti-grief plugins ( Worldguard, GriefPrevention ) – Players are able to claim their own bits of land and much more! – Our server is noob friendly, we are glad to help out new players. – We try too keep the game close to vanilla but also ensure a friendly/grief free experience.

51.210.154.233:25580

BattleKraft

Factions

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Join the server for a awesome ww2 experience with movecraft. We have Guns Tanks Planes and even Ships. Vote for keys for guns.

51.254.149.211:25580