LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	1187	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	837	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.