LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6734
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	3559	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4100
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8028
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2421
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Emeralds Found:	4659	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Farms Harvested:	569

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Emeralds Found:	8433	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.