LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	3181
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9468	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	457591	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.