LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6553
Wilderness Tamed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6495	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	242	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.