LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mines Excavated:	4427
Dimension Hops:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	126	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Void Armor Forged:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9956	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	639
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.