LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	159	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	96018
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	198	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3091
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Emeralds Found:	6849	Farms Harvested:	423
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9279
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	1232

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	4260	Secret Passages Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	1675
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	280

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.