LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1200	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5028	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Towns Built:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6146	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	190	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1591
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Items Found:	8403	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	4028	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2443	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.