LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

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so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1684	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	8442	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5942	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5698	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crops Grown:	1520	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	73
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.