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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	8011	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Animals Bred:	189
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Farms Harvested:	127
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	5397	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	8820
Ores Mined:	6268	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	595
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchantments Applied:	254	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	6501
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	New Chunks Explored:	556992
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.