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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4768	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	9012

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	103	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6752
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6173	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Ores Mined:	5089	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4046
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	614	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
New Chunks Explored:	79035	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Void Armor Forged:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	8920	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.