Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	206076	Runes Activated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Towns Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	8153
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	90
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.