Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
New Chunks Explored:	669765	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6069	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2184

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	4517	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magic Items Found:	2226
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mines Excavated:	3599	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6166	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Emeralds Found:	5185	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.