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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2418 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 1938 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.