🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4898 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.