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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1570 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.