Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!
KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!
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GenZMissedMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP where we all pretend to be unicorns riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! It’s like the early internet but on steroids, like seriously, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a real-life Minecraft heist movie but with more explosions and less logic. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride, it’s like the internet in the 90s but with more memes and less dial-up. Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!
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PennyCraftVIP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he now runs a bakery in our virtual world, selling delicious creeper-shaped cookies to all the players. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch riding a unicorn through the pixelated sunset.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie that can breakdance to a skeleton that moonwalks, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, this membership is worth every penny and then some!
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Redstone comrades
So, like, this server is totally like a battlefield, but with Minecraft blocks instead of real guns. And get this, we have Russian and North Korean soldiers fighting each other! It’s like a crazy war zone, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual enemies. Plus, the Russian soldiers think the North Koreans are like, totally subhuman, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join now for the most insane PvP action you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
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Contaminated Blocks & Disparities
Yo, so like, forget about all that boring real life stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got more than 97 million players served with epic levels of fun and craziness.Race, ethnicity, and socioeconomic status? Who cares about that when you can be a blocky warrior fighting off creepers and building the most insane structures ever seen in the Minecraft world.
Join us and leave all your real life problems behind. Dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast with your fellow gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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Thalassa
Thalassa is a new semi-vanilla no rules anarchy server that runs in version 1.19
The server has a data pack called Terralith installed that adds a ton of new biomes and structures within the vanilla game.
https://modrinth.com/datapack/terralithNo additional downloads/mods are required to join or play the server.
(Other than the vanilla game version 1.19)All I really ask is
Do not break real world laws.
Do not try to deliberately lag the server.If you vote for this server I will give you a souvenir in game.
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