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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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