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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1388 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!
