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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2596 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6582 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!
