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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2349 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY APPEARS ONCE A MONTH DURING A FULL MOON!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.