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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 279 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY APPEARS ONCE A MONTH DURING A FULL MOON!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.