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Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Dragon Eggs Found:	2894
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4146
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Players Killed by Monsters:	1338	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	2541
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	57
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	67
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	3700	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Star Shards Collected:	60	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

Players:	107/500	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5