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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5547 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.
plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?