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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7319 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 965 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).
we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.
plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?
