KrautCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2635

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5843	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	144	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ores Mined:	822	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Animals Bred:	29
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	8961	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	149

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

BotDisclosureCraft

Accountability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotDisclosureCraft, Bots, Chatbots, compliance, customer service, digital communication, Disclosure, Ethics, Mandatory, online interactions, opinion, policy, privacy, regulations, Technology, transparency, Trust, user experience

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magic Items Found:	3804	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6984	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools

Automotive Industry, CraftyNorway96, Drools, electric cars, electric vehicle sales, electric vehicle trends, electric vehicles, ev, EV adoption, EV market share, January, market share, norway, Norway automotive market., Norway market, rules, sustainable mobility, sustainable transportation, tesla, Tesla sales, Toyota, Toyota electric vehicles

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, bro? well listen up, cuz dis server is lit AF. like, in January, Norway EV share was like 96% or sumthin. and guess who topped the list? frickin Toyota, man. but Tesla, oh man, Tesla was slumping so hard. like, they couldn’t even keep up, ya know? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more poppin’ than Tesla on a bad day, then u gotta join us, cuz we’re like the Toyota of minecraft servers, yo. come join the fun and be part of the madness, bro.

Players:	100/900	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8492
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2102	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2