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Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	44
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Votes:	6728	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	5978	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Potions Brewed:	122
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Divine Spears Created:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1