KrautCraft Minecraft Server

conservative candidates, conservative party, conservative voters, Conservatives, election, election news, election polls, election predictions, election results, Fall, German, German politics, germany, KrautCraft, Minecraft, political analysis, political parties, political trends, Politics, poll, polling data, Server, voter sentiment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, if u wanna escape the craziness of real life politics, come join our minecraft server where the only thing falling is the blocks u mine! forget about those german conservatives, come build ur own empire and rule like a boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! join now and let’s show those politicians how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ores Mined:	8316
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Towns Built:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1630	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7346	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	742	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ores Mined:	7689
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1146
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3088	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Villages Defended:	10	Votes:	6893
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5178
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.