come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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