come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crops Grown: 6244 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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