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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7655 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 3566 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!