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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9044 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4649 | Ores Mined: | 1388 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!