yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Star Shards Collected: 79
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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