yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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