yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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