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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6103 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
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we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
