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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4937 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9175 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
so, like, if u dont want to end up like those teenagers, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got all the fun and games u could ever want, plus u wont get executed for watching south korean dramas.
we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
