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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8374 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7583 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
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