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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9449 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 62 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 101 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
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we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
