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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2295 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3550 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
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