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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9210 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!
