Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
Players Killed by Monsters: 1020 Alien Abductions: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Equal Rights Minecraft Server

    Equal Rights Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

    Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside
    Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Mahjong Server

    Crafty Mahjong Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness!

    Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.

    But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.

    And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

    ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Game Over Age – Minecraft Server

    Game Over Age – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you feel like your block-building skills are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you can leave your noob days behind and become a Minecraft legend!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with epic quests, treacherous dungeons, and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! And trust us, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of your foes like a horde of adorable bunnies hopping towards them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him in his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Legend has it that those who aid Blocky will be rewarded with endless riches and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft hero in the making!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6780 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! Join us if you enjoy plapping to AI perfection and want to be surrounded by like-minded individuals. Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

    But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Nijisanji doesn’t pay enough, so we’re here to fill that void! Our server is a place where you can let your wildest AIslop fantasies run free, all while abiding by site rules (of course).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the most outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you. From building giant fapping towers to battling AI monsters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the fapping-focused AIslop madness for yourself! Just remember to use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed – we take our AIslop seriously here. See you in the virtual world, plappers!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server

    Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil zombie chickens, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flamingo with laser eyes? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Gods Slained: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Dimeless Minecraft SMP Society

    Dimeless Minecraft SMP Society
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    We have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for cookies, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of players who call themselves the “Troll Brigade” and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or stand against their shenanigans?

    So why did it become so dimeless, you ask? Because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating unforgettable memories with your fellow players. Join us today and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Deep in the Dark Minecraft Server

    Deep in the Dark Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even have a romantic encounter with your sleep paralysis demon? Look no further!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.

    So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

    Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

    Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!

    Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Potions Brewed: 51

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Country Fragrance Minecraft Server

    Country Fragrance Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server because we have players who wear soap-scented armor for good luck! Legend has it that wearing this armor will make you invincible in battle and attract rare mobs to your side. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 15k Sat Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

    15k Sat Shitcoin Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wackiest adventures with our pixelated pals!

    Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.

    But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.

    And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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