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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9451 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
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