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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2620 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”