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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 378 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”